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Monday, February 20, 2012

Someone incredible from my LiveJournal past has come back into my life. She's a mom now, and her last name has "Cat" in it. She rocks.
Jeremiah points out how humans have more gods (idols, tv, lust) than cities. But when we are in pain, we scream out "God where are you?!"

Sunday, February 19, 2012

When you send out email, use BlindCarbonCopy (BCC)! This hides everyones email address. Don't post your loved ones email out in the open.
Scoutstuff.org wanted my address/phone before giving me the GRAND TOTAL price. A few clicks LATER, it added shipping. B.S.A., why do this?

Friday, February 17, 2012

Somehow most the stuff on my PC is actually working. I have a theory. My friend brought over a broken PC...it'll collect the bugs. I'm safe!
"A Scanner Darkly" (2006) is a trippy movie. Its not family safe, but it shows how horrible drugs are, and how messed up the police can be.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

I hate computers, but why do they hate me? They don't know I hate them. They break around me every day. It's 2AM...Sleeping now.

Wednesday, February 15, 2012

"You like the stick, here you go. No wonder you're extinct. I'm gonna run you over when I come back down." - Jurassic Park 1
Today President George W. Bush was/is in Tulare CA, at the World Agg Expo. Newt Gingrich was there Tuesday. If I knew, I would have gone.
For lunch I mixed 3 scrambled eggs, stuffing, bacon bits, sliced lunch meat, and rinsed sauerkraut. I cooked the sauerkraut much longer.

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

Ping.FM is the service I use to post to numerous social websites simultaneously. Well it looks like it's days are numbered. That sucks.
I'm having a simple dinner just for me. Four big eggs scrambled, with bits of turkey and ham, and a little ketchup. Gator-aid mix to drink.
If nothing else gets you to open your Bible, maybe this will. Look up every entry about LOVE, highlight it, and ask friends about it. <3

Monday, February 13, 2012

Well it's early, but HAPPY VALENTINES DAY everyone! This day is for ALL people to love one another, not just those dating or married!
MICROSOFT's official Indian tech support just tried to scam me out of $400.00 USD to buy third party software. Where is the Quality Control?
Dang you Microsoft! "Sir you didnt use all 3 Office 2010 keys within 30 days, so you have lost out, I am sorry to being the one tells you."

Sunday, February 12, 2012

Alert! The Grammies are on CBS ONLY in a few minutes!!!
Yummy. Pepperidge Farms (TM) stuffing, poured into Costco Tomato Soup. Best "soup" ever. Added a few tablespoons of water. I'm loving this.
Google... Do you know GoogleGroups is insanely hard to navigate, and it has email subscription bugs. Billions of dollars means endless bugs?

Saturday, February 11, 2012

I typed "Johnny Depp" into GoogleImageSearch. Most the photos, I've no idea what movie they originated. I never SEEN so many costumes!
I've a theory about this kind of person: "I've honestly never had a problem with my old car, PC, internet, iTunes, kids, anything."

Friday, February 10, 2012

Fights start when you randomly try to psychoanalyze someone you hardly know, telling them what you think is wrong with them.
My iPod has been off all day, suddenly iTunes "detects" it and wants to delete apps. It wont say WHAT apps. Then it crashes. Typical Apple.

Thursday, February 9, 2012

I'm not big on debates, but I enjoy giving information. I want to make sure all 40 sides are on the same page. I want everyone to win.
Facebook, fun as it is, is mega flawed. If you 'like' something, it shows a tiny sentence to you, and a huge photo of it to your buddies.

Wednesday, February 8, 2012

My TV is on the Broadway Music channel. I keep wanting to see a performance, but it's just radio. It's tricking my brain!
Ohhhh it feels nice to sit down. I went on a 4 mile hike through the bumpy hills. My legs are wobbly and I can feel them shaking.
Facebook has a lot of entertainment, its a GOOD thing! Its our culture shining through. America CREATES, BUILDS, SUPPORTS. We love laughter.

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

Dear eBay seller who listed slatboard slats as pegboard hooks, I'll ensure you change your listing. And any other false listing you made.
I thought my center speaker wore out. Turns out the metal connectors were touching and shorting out. *face palm*. Fixed with duct tape!

Monday, February 6, 2012

My 8 most common words... 1. Moose. 2. Cybernetic Penguins. 3. Awesometastic. 4. Arm Pits. 5. Morals. 6. Oops. 7. Coupon. 8. Cats.

Sunday, February 5, 2012

Will a big voice be big enough to get a coach to push their button? (As long as it's not rap, then yes.)
I picket a team, and they won. *Stretches*. I did my part.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Today I had a great hike with Stacy in NorthFork. We saw a waterfall and were making a bunch of cheesy jokes, it was awesometastic.

Thursday, February 2, 2012

If anyone I know needs a personal or business logo, let me know! I won't charge people I know.

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Some of you are extra smart, I get it. I don't care. I wouldn't want your awards or snarky memes. I want your HUMBLE friendship.

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

Humble reminder smokers... Do what you like, but please remember: How it smells to you, is vastly different than how others smell it.

Monday, January 30, 2012

I must keep in mind... Facebooking people at 1am, might wake them up. Their phone might wake up the whole house. They might get very angry.

Sunday, January 29, 2012

I'm on a mission, to find out where all my software/games/apps store their save files. So far completely different places than I suspected.
http://www.biblegateway.com/resources/audio/?source=3&aid=4
Audio NIV Bible, read by a funny voice. This is engaging, fun to listen to.
I'm seeking a paid Dropbox account. I need about 5gb to store music and files on my iPod. Team Dropboxes have what, 1,000gb?
Computer tune-up shops... When will you learn?! You won't get my money by sitting there doing almost nothing. I'm watching you closely.
I submitted a glowing report to Angie's List, about SpeeDee's oil change in Clovis CA. Those guys have saved my bacon a zillion times.

Saturday, January 28, 2012

A LOT of the iPod Touch "Top App" articles, mention GPS apps. The funny thing is... THERE IS NO GPS. NONE. (Unless you buy an external).

Friday, January 27, 2012

Tonight I saw the Messianic traveling family band "Zemer Levav" in Fresno CA. They sound great and get to travel all over the place.
I'm trying to figure out if I need a doctor, and how to go about it, and what kind of insurance, and if I can afford DENTAL insurance. Bleh.
I just sorted a lot of 2011 photos. My computer needs restarted after a workout like that. Feels good to have it done.

Thursday, January 26, 2012

Attended No Name Fellowship in Fresno today. City Manager Mark Scott gave a "State of the City" talk. Then sat in on a web team chat.
iTunes, even with tonight's update, is still a flaming pile of garbage which no human should ever have to encounter.

Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Why is Facebook timeline being forced on you? You dont own Facebook; youre a guest. Timeline isnt the first big change; it wont be the last.
I love people just as much when they don't try to act funny, or helpful, or wise. You should do your best, but don't do it for popularity.
Its takes 72 muscles to frown, and only 13 to smile. Why not save your energy?

Tuesday, January 24, 2012

Adobe... I spend hours fixing photos in Adobe Bridge, and it tells me I have to save as TIFF or JPG. Eww. No way. I want PNG!
When you vote you are judging someone. Making the best judgement call you can. Why is that bad? It's not! Just don't CONDEMN unjustly.
Live your words, transparently. Want to teach/preach/help? Show them, how to live it. How it really applies. They catch on, if they chose.

Monday, January 23, 2012

Today the 12 foot dry-as-a-bone Christmas tree and I had a battle! I went at it with a reciprocating saw. It'll make nice fire wood.
This site quickly tells you the #1 song on the day you were born. http://numberoneinhistory.com/ It has links to youtube videos!

Sunday, January 22, 2012

Trying to make someone more like yourself, will only oppress who they are. You must help them find themselves. Never force them.

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Well that was possibly maybe cool yet I'm not actually sure either way. My HuluPlus let me add a bunch of DishNetwork shows. I think?
Bernice thinks I know how to sew, fix circuit boards, solder wires, take pro photos, and that I learn fast. WHAT?! I do NONE of that.

Friday, January 20, 2012

Facebook, overbearing with "subscriptions to friends" as it is, is still way more fun than Google+. I WANT to use Google+, but it's BORING.
"We are bronemies. He's my fremesis...I even dropped my voice half an octave."
I don't often watch that show, but that was kinda funny.
Not only did I put a private response in the wrong place, I put it out in the open on an art forum! I was tired and out of it last night.

Royce Barber

Male. 27. Fresno, California USA. Christian. Google/Tech/Web Guru. I'm into Church, Growing with Jesus, Outreach, Health, Nature, Leading Edge Tech, Articulate English, Respect/Honor, and Life-long Friendships. I help run Christian singles conferences, and do tech admin for my room mate. www.roycebarber.com

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Roy Barber. Male. 25. Fresno, California USA. Christian. Google/Tech/Web Guru. I'm into Church, Growing with Jesus, Outreach, Health, Nature, Leading Edge Tech, Articulate English, Respect/Honor, and Life-long Friendships. I help run Christian singles conferences, and do tech admin for my room mate. www.roycebarber.com

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